D. Richard Tucker, Playwright

A MOST SADISTIC FELLOW      Return To THUGS Return To Song List
from THUGS:  A Musical Mafiasco  by Kim Douglass and D. Richard Tucker   
featuring Jennifer Hill and Anna-Marie Devine


 

SONG:  A MOST SADISTIC FELLOW        MAMA and GINA

                                               

MAMA          

He’s malicious and he’s wicked

And his heart’s made of stone

You’ll never find a meaner guy In this time zone.

He has frightened ev’rybody, Even Al Capone.

He will turn your knees to jello – The Shark.

          

                                                GINA
            The Shark?  He’s a most sadistic fellow – 

 

MAMA          

The Shark.

He took the Tucci fam-ly
out to EAT.                                           

He picked a place that’s quiet and discrete.  

They ate their meals and didn’t know

They’d been betrayed.

He shot them all, but not until the

Check had been paid.

He laughed out loud and finished off his

Pink lemonade

He snatched the tip and made a quick retreat. 

He’s a most sadistic fellow - The Shark

                                   GINA  
                                                          

            The Shark?  HE'S A MOST SADISTIC FELLOW- 

 
                                                          MAMA

The Shark.

He’s a bastard and monster

And he’s colder than ice.

He has a way of doing things

That aren’t very nice.

He’d chew you up
and spit you out                                         

Without thinking twice.

He makes Genghis Khan seem mellow.

He’s a most sadistic fellow. 

 

He showed up at the Tucci fam’ly wake.

He slithered through the party like a snake.

He told a dirty joke and then Got into a fight.

He smoked a big cigar and

gave The children a fright.

He used his tongue when kissing

all The women good night.

And then he left with Aunt Maria’s cake.

He’s a most sadistic fellow – The Shark. 

  

GINA 

            The Shark? 

 

               MAMA

He’s a most sadistic fellow – 

 

GINA 

            He will make your pants turn yellow.

 

BOTH

            He’s a Most Sadistic Fellow - The Shark.

 

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